4月
30
2008
3

碰到一个骗子,不过信写的不错

Hi Dear  Hugs And Kisses
Thank you so much for your sincere mail,and hopefuly you are in the good health of today.
I solely and happily to received your mail, i am single and an orphan as you may like to know more about me, it's a pity i lost my parents at this my earlier age, i stay with my uncle, and he is treating me like a slave just because i have no parents again, his wife which i took like mother is also maturating me bad, calling me all such of name, like prostitute, bastard, useless girl and e.t.c infact after all this i get to know that his hand is in my father death, because he want to claim all my father properties for himself and kill me, this is the reason why i ran out from my family house and hid myself in a local hotel here.
Dear i will be happy if you assist me, and i will appreciate it for life. 
Meanwhile, i really thank you very much for your interest to help me .May God almighty continue to bless you as you have signified your interest to assist me out from my situation, God almighty has giving me strong courage and better visions to enable me to trust and confide in you more and more before i can open up everything regarding my transaction to you. I put my trust on you believing that you will never disappoint me.
So i wish you well and i believe we can do something together and we can work together because God almighty has given me a vision to proceed with you during my prayers,fasting and meditation with God to know if you are a honest and trustworthy person. Thank God almighty for his direction because i know fully well now that i am dealing with a right person, honest and trustworthy. I know how much you feels about assisting me out from my situation. I am sure God almighty will rewards you back plentifully and plentifully for trying to help an orphan like me.
All i want from you is for you to help me transfer my inheritance fund into your account for the purpose of investment in real estate management and stock market.I am willing to offer you 20% out of the total fund for your assistance to me.Please i want you to quickly help me out from my situation because of some enemies that are after my life and my inheritance fund and as well because of this political crisis going on now in my country. life's is not safe here due to the political crisis in my country, you can go through BBC and see what i mean.
If you could help me out as you promised me, frankly speaking i will always be of enough appreciations to you throughout my life time and i will always remember your goodness to me all the entire time of my life and death.
So My dear to enable us actualise this matter this is what you have to do Number 1) I want you to tell me how old are you?. your occupations and business nature, home and office addresses, your telephone number including your photos for confidential reasons, meanwhile, i have send you the death certificate of my late father. So please to enable us proceed further this is what you have to provide to me now urgently please.
I will send you all the necessary details of my inheritance fund with the bank contact to you as soon as I recieve your details as I demanded. Meanwhile, Like you said I will send you more details as soon as i hear from you with my request, also i will includ the bank contact information to you as soon as i recieve your details so that I will take it to the bank here and introduce you to the bank manager as my foreign partiner who will recieve my inheritance fund in your account before you can contact or call the bank here, hope you understand me well.
I know you may not more about investment, ut I too I don't anything about investment and bank transfer and this is why i have contacted you to assist me, is just to contact my bank here and transfer my inheritance money to your account for my new life please.
 

My Full Name as you may like to know is Joy Koffi. My father's name is Mr. Joseph Koffi. My mother name is Alice Koffi.
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 Our house address is as follows..
N? 1 COCODY. RD RUE 7AVENIUE
10. ABIDJAN.
1778 ABIDJAN 01BD
COTE D' IVOIRE.
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But presentely i am in a hotel for hidout to secure my life and this money, and here is the hotel address as follows.
HOTEL DE SUCCESS AVE 3 RUE 8
HOTEL MANAGER NAME
MR. YAPPI TANA
PHONE NUMBER.00225)07279746
TREICHILLE KOUMASSI VILLAGE. My Hotel room nomber is as follows, room 021 first floor.
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My Father's company which my uncle has claimed everything after killing my father is this.
MAC BEST/ IPMORT & EXPORT
OFOSTRIES AND MATERIAL
 BLOOCK 22 AUTO ROOTH
YAMOUSOUKORO COTE D' IVOIRE
BRANCH IS 112 KWAMME NKURUMA ROOD
ACCARA GHANA.
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AGAIN////
COCOA MARCHANT EXPORT
OFFICE 14 PARAPA ROOTH YOUPUGON
HEAD OFFICE GRAND PORT SAMPEDROW COTE D' VOIRE.
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I will send you the bank contact information after i recieve your address informations so that you will contact the bank and communicate with them and send them your account details to proceed my inheritance fund transfer to your account.
 I will be waiting for your urgent and favorable response immediately.
Thanks with best regards,
Joy Koffi.
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4月
20
2008
0

复试

通过复试,英语口语表现很糟糕。

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4月
02
2008
2

天涯乐园上的一个笑话

  想起了以前共事的一个哥们,人不错,脾气好,不过有时爱耍小聪明,反应还比较慢,大家边经常取笑他。
  记得有一次,我们在一起打扑克。因为他太墨迹了,有一个老哥忍不住开始发言了,要给大伙讲一个故事(我一直认为他是蓄谋已久)。
   说动物们坐船过河,船到河中央进水要沉了,必须要减轻重量才能避免沉船。最后大伙形成决议:抽签讲笑话,抽到谁谁就讲一个笑话,如果把所有人都逗笑了,就留在船上,否则被扔进河里。第一个抽到的是猴子,猴子拿出看家本事讲了一个平生最搞笑的笑话,结果所有人都笑了,只有猪没笑。没办法,猴子被扔进了河里。第二个倒霉蛋是兔子,兔子胆战心惊的讲了一个最经典的笑话,结果所有人都笑了,还是只有猪没笑。兔子也被扔进了河里。第三个倒霉蛋是狗,狗此时眼泪已经象尿一样流了,悲哀的看着猪,准备着最后的告别演说,还没有开口,突然猪哈哈大笑起来,并说道:“哈哈哈,哈哈哈,猴子讲的笑话太有意思了”
  故事讲到这儿,我们都哈哈大笑起来,只有我那哥们面无表情,我们瞅了他5秒钟,他才呵呵笑了起来,被故事逗笑了……我们又爆笑了5分钟。

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