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ATT，咳了10来天，受不了了。

经过几天的调养，终于好些了。感谢大家的关心额。。。

给不了的幸福

几个关于物理的笑话(来自 http://www.physlink.com/Fun/Jokes.cfm)

What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?

If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.

If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.

If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.

鄙人愚暗，受性不敏，蒙先君之余宠，赖母师之典训。年十有四，执箕帚于曹氏，于今四十余载矣。战战兢兢，常惧绌辱，以增父母之羞，以益中外之累。夙夜劬心，勤不告劳，而今而后，乃知免耳。吾性疏顽，教道无素，恒恐子谷负辱清朝。圣恩横加，猥赐金紫，实非鄙人庶几所望也。男能自谋矣，吾不复以为忧也。但伤诸女方当适人，而不渐训诲，不闻妇礼，惧失容它门，取耻宗族。吾今疾在沈滞，性命无常，念汝曹如此，每用惆怅。间作《女诫》七章，愿诸女各写一通，庶有补益，裨助汝身。去矣，其勖勉之！

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