08年08月08日记事
几个关于物理的笑话(来自 http://www.physlink.com/Fun/Jokes.cfm)
之一：What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?
If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.
If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.
If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
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来自Solidot.
gnome-cups-manager是Gnome桌面中的打印机属性管理工具。但是它的自述文件（README File）可能比程序本身更令人感兴趣：
很久很久以前，有一个打印机居住森林里。它很孤独，因为没人知道如何配置它。它希望有人能和它一起玩。
